What Aspects Of Our Personal Lives Does The Government Not Regulate?

What Aspects Of Our Personal Lives Does The Government Not Regulate?:

Water drips out of government approved shower head.

Think about this.

Our government regulates our showers. They regulate our toilets. They regulate our light bulbs. They regulate our electric and heat sources. They regulate our water. They regulate our home and self protection, and want even more regulations on that.

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...I should add that, in the government’s favor, they are not trying to keep any of us from having gay sex with pedophiles, or anyone else we come across for that matter, even if it violates our marriage vows. I think they’re encouraging that sort of behavior. Just don’t try to wash up with a high flow shower or you’ll be in trouble.