"The Federal Government Now Requires That We Ask You The Following Personal Questions"

from (title unknown) by Tyler Durden:

"The Federal Government Now Requires That We Ask You The Following Personal Questions":
Welcome to Obamacare in action:

"The Federal Government now requires that we ask you the following personal questions. If we fail to ask these questions, we are subject to a fine."

or visually:

h/t @Shark_wahlberg

Does anyone paying cash answer these questions honestly?

I know I never have.  Fake SS#, fake all.  Paid cash for the services ... all done ... anonymously.

And I am not about to start.