Interviewing for the TSA

from PrairiePundit by Merv:

Groping the wrong woman: Fox News:

 Two teenagers got more than they bargained for when a Washington state woman they attempted to assault turned out to be an expert in martial arts. 

KATU reports that Priscilla Dang was jogging in her Vancouver neighborhood last Friday when she was approached by two teenagers on their bikes. 

One pulled in front of her as the other groped her from behind. 

Fortunately for Dang she had studied Kung Fu for 18 years at a martial arts school owned by her family. She used the training to teach her attacker some manners. 

"I grabbed him and said, 'You need to apologize, and he did,'" said Dang. 

Then things escalated when the second teen started swearing at her. 

Dang said that something snapped inside her and that is when her Kung Fu background really kicked in as she punched him twice in the face. 

"He started coming in for a few, and I was lucky enough to dodge his shots. I came up for another one and I got him good, and I think that upset him," she told the news station.

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They must have been auditioning for a job with the TSA.   One of the perps was arrested and the other was turned over to his parents.

It saddens me that the TSA can find American applicants for their positions at all...